Roofing Installer Jokes

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Roofing installer jokes.

Considering most of our clients are in the commercial construction industry we ve found a handful of jokes to brighten up your work day. On his way up the roofer slipped and pushed a bundle down on him. The wedding went off without a hitch. Below are some of the roofing jokes and roofing quotes we find funny profound and just plain share worthy.

Now that you are done laughing you can read more roofing jokes quotes. Dec 8 2012 what did the alien say to the roofer. This joke may contain profanity. Take me to your ladder.

As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. See more ideas about roofing jokes roof quotes. A big list of contractor jokes. The mayecreate crew jokes around the office quite often because we know how to have a little fun.

Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond. 107 of them in fact. So here is some of the things klr roofing finds worth your time. How many contractors does it take to replace a light globe.

Apr 7 2015 explore matt martoccio s board roofing jokes and quotes on pinterest. We ve scoured the internet looking for the best ones and here you have them. My mate s chimney sweeping business is going well. Pierre the french canadian got a job roofing he was taking 100 lb bundles of shingles up the ladder to the roof.

The topic for this week s one liners and puns is roof jokes. See more ideas about roofing roofer jokes. A big list of install jokes. An electrician installed two aeriels on the same roof.

They say they have just the guy for the job and he ll be over in half an hour. 69 of them in fact. The aeirels quickly fell in love went on many dates and were soon married. See more ideas about roofing roofer memes.

They really raised the roof. Roofing jokes and quotes it s good to sit back relax and share some laughs sometimes. It clipped the side of his head slicing off his ear. Went to a party with a construction team the other week.

One to buy the wrong size globe and another to replace the existing light fitting to suit the new globe.